I Lost My Chuck Norris Calendar in the Wal-Mart Parking Lot!!!


Yesterday the unthinkable happened!  I went to Wal-Mart and scored THE LAST Chuck Norris 2014 calendar.  I already had a couple of possible recipients in mind by the time I checked out, but somehow the calendar did not make it home from the Wal-Mart parking lot.  Oh no!  I left it in the shopping cart!  This morning I went back and asked the very helpful Customer Service representatives for assistance.  They have saved my ass before; I left my wallet on the bag turnstile once and didn’t notice for an entire day.  Anyway, no one turned in a “lost” Chuck Norris calendar from the parking lot, so suffice it to say, somebody snagged it out of my cart.  Bastards.  To add insult to my debacle, it was as I mentioned before, THE LAST Chuck Norris calendar at that Wal-Mart!  NOOOOOO!  The upside of the story is that FINALLY, after two months of wracking my brain to figure out what to get my father-in-law for Christmas, I am going to go online and order a Chuck Norris calendar for him, maybe a poster too.

— G

Check out Chuck’s Christmas video from this blogger below:


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