Yesterday the unthinkable happened! I went to Wal-Mart and scored THE LAST Chuck Norris 2014 calendar. I already had a couple of possible recipients in mind by the time I checked out, but somehow the calendar did not make it home from the Wal-Mart parking lot. Oh no! I left it in the shopping cart! This morning I went back and asked the very helpful Customer Service representatives for assistance. They have saved my ass before; I left my wallet on the bag turnstile once and didn’t notice for an entire day. Anyway, no one turned in a “lost” Chuck Norris calendar from the parking lot, so suffice it to say, somebody snagged it out of my cart. Bastards. To add insult to my debacle, it was as I mentioned before, THE LAST Chuck Norris calendar at that Wal-Mart! NOOOOOO! The upside of the story is that FINALLY, after two months of wracking my brain to figure out what to get my father-in-law for Christmas, I am going to go online and order a Chuck Norris calendar for him, maybe a poster too.
Check out Chuck’s Christmas video from this blogger below: